I am stuck watching the office gather dust for the next hour+ because all the bosslies have left me and they don't care if I die from boredom. What do I do now? Order pizza and strippers? »ETA: I'M BLOWING THIS JOINT IN FIVE MINUTES. I'MMA GO HOME TO KITTEH AND MAKE LITTLE BAGEL PIZZAS AND IT WILL BE .
Waaaaahhhh I do not want to go to work. I know it's Friday but still. *pout* Also I can't find my next book of checks and the rent will be due in a minute here. We have a pay online option but the service fees are absurd. *more pouting* »
Could I take a moment, please, to shallowly blaurgh about people and their fucking perfume? Because sometimes I seriously have to consider blaurghing into the trash can by my desk. And when I say "perfume" I mean dudes too - cologne, stupid high-scent deodorant, I don't care. NO ONE IS MEANT TO WEAR ENOUGH STINKUM… »
I will never understand mofos who don't understand the basic dynamics of thin walls and perpetual bang-crash noises with probable bass boost that rattles your teeth. »
The Sploid guys could definitely use more love. I can understand if the HEYLOOKATHIS routine gets a little old after a while, but it's a nice fluffy place to hang out and be silly when I remember to do it. And agreed on Paleofuture as well. Matt Novak is ever entertaining and engrossing, and when his… »
Hrrmm, hmmm, a-hem well. I am grateful for the little bit of not-freezing air that blew through to warm me this morning. And for tortillas, which are awesome when you need to wrap up some delicious food to nom on and be done with it. Oh! Little USB drives, that help me not lose my little bit of a life if anything… »
What do I think? I think some bozo or another or a dozen or a hundred will use this to justify the ridiculous belief that dudes in ties and coats and girls in skirts and heels somehow make work more productive. To which I say: »
Hallooo and Happy Thursday, Whitenoisers. Time to make our bread and butter once more, at the salt mines, or maybe with a stop by the grindstone, or around the mill. Anyway, back to work with you already! That dough ain't gonna rise by itself, ya know. »