Screenshot: Amazon (You just know those Chinese companies are fucking with us.)
Screenshot: ... O_o
Screenshot: How did I not know I needed this?
Screenshot: Hey look - I’m a vitamin supplement!
Screenshot: Where do I get me some of them peach buttocks?

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Screenshot: Book review by morons (I swear!!!)
Screenshot: I knew what it was about but I thought it’d be happier

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Screenshot: Hooman said she scoop me next!!!!!!
Screenshot: You’re welcome (LOL (but I really kinda want this now dammit)