Screenshot: Hey gals! We got all you need for a craptastic Xmas!
Screenshot: No, really, this is fun! And it’ll keep ya from getting all worked up when Uncle Jeffroy starts off on his politics.

Screenshot: Hey - You’ll feel sooooo sexy when Cousin Jimbob is humpin’ yer leg.

Screenshot: Boobs are only happy when they’re feedin’ someone!

Screenshot: Wouldn’t want Junior to miss his feedin’ time!


Screenshot: You just made yerself a cold cup o’ purty.

Screenshot: Ladies love the weiners, amirite?


Screenshot: And for our elderly ladeez, welp...

Screenshot: What? At least we let you drive here, unlike some places!